#61: “Life is good with coffee in the morning, however my wife objects when I call her on cell when she’s in the kitchen…I ask for “coffee room service in our bedroom.” Don’t’ judge me! I’m only human if she’s willing!

#62: I feel like I’ve left my mark: on society…spilt coffee in fancy places; relieved myself in the woods; try to be as stupid as I can on Facebook (while so many folks don’t even try)

#63: “If you tempt me with a cup of coffee, it’s not a temptation for me…I’ll drink it.”

#64: I get high after drinking a pot of strong coffee…so pass the pot!

#65 “Listening to the political wrangling in Washington is like drinking a cup of coffee that has been left on a burner all day…both have a bitter taste.”

# 56 My confession as a non-recovering coffee addict #56: When my wife washes my coffee cup, in a round about way she’s telling me to go brush my teeth.

#57: Most people accuse me of drinking coffee so strong that one can stand a spoon up in the coffee. If it stays that way more than four hours, I won’t call my doctor, I’ll call my friends and brag.

#58: Birthday greetings from so many friends is such a warm feeling, it’s sort of like drinking a great pot of coffee and not quite making it to the bathroom…sooner or later reality sets in.

#59: I’ve been juicing this week (fruits & vegetables) and have found there’s just not too much juice in coffee beans…I have to add hot water, then it’s fine.

#60: a grandson’s birthday party and a great cup of coffee…we both got so excited we peed our pants.

More confessions

51. “I predict that it will be the end of the world if my coffee pot won’t work tomorrow.”

52, “For those who thought the world was going to end yesterday, wake up and smell the coffee, it’s a new day…just run away from anyone who tries to talk you into drinking the kool-aid with medicine in it.”

53. “Father’s Day gets better as I age…my kids are old enough to buy me the good coffee gifts. I’ve found that it’s imperative to show exuberant gratitude, so will buy the good stuff again and again (it’s called joyful manipulation…I learned it from my wife).

54. I love the 4th of July…it’s my annual declaration of dependence on coffee.

55. I only rent cups of coffee.

Have a great day

Haven’t posted in a while .. but here are some more confessions ….

# 46: I found the best cough syrup on face of the earth: 2 parts espresso 2 parts ex lax. I have had no urge to cough in public.

#47: I have a sweet spot for Starbucks stores, they have private bathrooms. I love them with all my inmost being (parts) …as I de-caffinate in seclusion. Ahhh…life’s simple pleasures.

# 48: My nineteen month old grandson calls “Gam-pa Coffee.” Life is good when you train up a child in the way he should go.

# 49: Everyone is fine at our house this morning, I painted coffee above the front door of our house last night. It’s funny though, we just seem to be wandering around today and we’re not too happy about it.

# 50: I had some blood work done at my doctors office, I’m dark roast positive.

Have a great day

More ….

#41: I’m considering ditching my car and riding a bike. I can get a lot of miles out of a gallon of coffee and I always have a lot of gas left over.

#42: I have a coffee wife. She well trained. I started coughing really bad last night and she asked me, “do you want a coffee-drop?”

#43: Sometimes I feel as guilty as a dog for how much coffee I drink, but I wouldn’t be sincere.

#44: For some people coffee tastes too bitter. My advise: gargle with vinegar before you drink coffee, it will take away the bitter taste of coffee

#45: I feel like such a hypocrite…I drank decaf coffee last night. I was awake all night worrying about it.

Have a great day

David Brown