Confessions as a non-recovering coffee addict

I got reconnected to a friend from 25 years ago … soon after we reconnected … out comes some confessions …. here they are.

My confessions as a non-recovering coffee addict:

“My wife kisses me, even though she hates coffee.”

#2: I drink all day long.

#3: I’m not sure when I started shaking today…before or after I had my four shots of espresso?

#4: I started drinking coffee with my Grandpa when I was five. He lived near University of Oregon (#1 ranked team in America…for a few days at least).

#5: Decaf coffee is a waste of bladder time. It just seems wrong

© Jeff Swaim

Have a Great Day!

David

December 16th, 2010

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