Confessions as a Non-recovering Coffee Addict

Here are some more confessions from a non-recovering coffee addict.

#6 I don’t like the new Pikes blend coffee at Starbucks–I always have ask for two more shots in order to keep my “coffee stained teeth” look going.

#7: I consider coffee to be an essential food group.

#8: Recently I learned that Juan Valdez is not a super action hero. I knew there wasn’t a Santa Claus, but give me a break!

#9: I’m not just a social coffee drinker, I often drink alone.

#10: I often wear dark clothing so I can wear my coffee without shame when I spill it all over me.

© Jeff Swaim

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December 18th, 2010

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