Confessions as a Non-recovering Coffee Addict

More Confessions from a non-recovering coffee addict

#21: No one can ever tempt me with a cup of coffee…it’s never a temptation…I’ll just drink it.

#22: I’ve been known to suck on coffee beans. A pinch between my cheek and gum, and I’m good to go. I can avoid the circles in the back of my jeans.

#23: It’s 9:15 pm. Mark it down. I am going to stop drinking coffee until 7:30 a.m. tomorrow!!

#24: I’ve thought of starting a global boycott of coffee from 8 am to 9 am each day” (It might thin the line at Starbucks a bit).

#25: my Christmas wish list…a coffee table book about coffee. It will be reading material when I’m drinking coffee next to my coffee stained coffee table on top of my coffee stained carpet.

© Jeff Swaim

Have a Great Day


January 3rd, 2011

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