More confessions …
#31: I have broken my new year’s resolution, I have drank less coffee per day than before the new year. I swore off drinking less coffee!!
#32: Calling all enablers! I’m starting a chain-letter ponzi scam, “everyone send me a pound (packaged of unused & unopened) Starbuck Dark Roast coffee. I promise that one of us will feel good about you sending me coffee. Please don’t send money, gift cards to Starbucks are acceptable.” –
#33: I’m going to donate my body to Starbucks research. There is a clause, I must be alive for any experimentation.
#34: I’m going to contemplate the effects of global warming this evening with a pot of global-hot coffee as the temperature drops to nine below zero.
#35: After a “Double-Quad-Shot-Espresso,” I feel like a million Starbucks.
© Jeff Swaim
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