Confession of a Non-Recovering Coffee Addict

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51. “I predict that it will be the end of the world if my coffee pot won’t work tomorrow.”

52, “For those who thought the world was going to end yesterday, wake up and smell the coffee, it’s a new day…just run away from anyone who tries to talk you into drinking the kool-aid with medicine in it.”

53. “Father’s Day gets better as I age…my kids are old enough to buy me the good coffee gifts. I’ve found that it’s imperative to show exuberant gratitude, so will buy the good stuff again and again (it’s called joyful manipulation…I learned it from my wife).

54. I love the 4th of July…it’s my annual declaration of dependence on coffee.

55. I only rent cups of coffee.

© Jeff Swaim

Have a great day

October 7th, 2011

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