#61: “Life is good with coffee in the morning, however my wife objects when I call her on cell when she’s in the kitchen…I ask for “coffee room service in our bedroom.” Don’t’ judge me! I’m only human if she’s willing!
#62: I feel like I’ve left my mark: on society…spilt coffee in fancy places; relieved myself in the woods; try to be as stupid as I can on Facebook (while so many folks don’t even try)
#63: “If you tempt me with a cup of coffee, it’s not a temptation for me…I’ll drink it.”
#64: I get high after drinking a pot of strong coffee…so pass the pot!
#65 “Listening to the political wrangling in Washington is like drinking a cup of coffee that has been left on a burner all day…both have a bitter taste.”
© Jeff Swaim
Have a Great Day