Confession of a Non-Recovering Coffee Addict

Haven’t posted in a while .. but here are some more confessions …. # 46: I found the best cough syrup on face of the earth: 2 parts espresso 2 parts ex lax. I have had no urge to cough in public. #47: I have a sweet spot for Starbucks stores, they have private bathrooms. […]

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October 2nd, 2011

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Confession of a Non-Recovering Coffee Addict

More …. #41: I’m considering ditching my car and riding a bike. I can get a lot of miles out of a gallon of coffee and I always have a lot of gas left over. #42: I have a coffee wife. She well trained. I started coughing really bad last night and she asked me, […]

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April 3rd, 2011

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Confession of a Non-recovering Coffee Addict

More confessions …. #36: Someone asked me if all sins were due to selfishness. I told them I didn’t know, I wasn’t willing to admit them all yet…I just drink a lot of coffee. #37: I told my wife, “You know Josephine, they say drinking coffee improves the memory.” Suddenly, she brought me a cup […]

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March 5th, 2011

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Confession of a Non-recovering Coffee Addict

More confessions … #31: I have broken my new year’s resolution, I have drank less coffee per day than before the new year. I swore off drinking less coffee!! #32: Calling all enablers! I’m starting a chain-letter ponzi scam, “everyone send me a pound (packaged of unused & unopened) Starbuck Dark Roast coffee. I promise […]

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February 5th, 2011

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Confessions as a Non-recovering Coffee Addict

More from a Non-recovering Coffee Addict #26: Thinking about giving my Grandson a taste of coffee. He’ll probably provide enough funny face pictures for a line of greeting cards. #27: I bought Starbucks gift cards for each of my family members with the motive and possibility of them buying me coffee. #28: My new year’s […]

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January 17th, 2011

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