Confession of a Non-recovering Coffee Addict

More confessions …. #36: Someone asked me if all sins were due to selfishness. I told them I didn’t know, I wasn’t willing to admit them all yet…I just drink a lot of coffee. #37: I told my wife, “You know Josephine, they say drinking coffee improves the memory.” Suddenly, she brought me a cup […]

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March 5th, 2011

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Confession of a Non-recovering Coffee Addict

More confessions … #31: I have broken my new year’s resolution, I have drank less coffee per day than before the new year. I swore off drinking less coffee!! #32: Calling all enablers! I’m starting a chain-letter ponzi scam, “everyone send me a pound (packaged of unused & unopened) Starbuck Dark Roast coffee. I promise […]

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February 5th, 2011

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Confessions as a Non-recovering Coffee Addict

More from a Non-recovering Coffee Addict #26: Thinking about giving my Grandson a taste of coffee. He’ll probably provide enough funny face pictures for a line of greeting cards. #27: I bought Starbucks gift cards for each of my family members with the motive and possibility of them buying me coffee. #28: My new year’s […]

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January 17th, 2011

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Confessions as a Non-recovering Coffee Addict

More Confessions from a non-recovering coffee addict #21: No one can ever tempt me with a cup of coffee…it’s never a temptation…I’ll just drink it. #22: I’ve been known to suck on coffee beans. A pinch between my cheek and gum, and I’m good to go. I can avoid the circles in the back of […]

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January 3rd, 2011

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Confessions as a Non-recovering Coffee Addict

More Confessions. #16: I’m unstoppable after two pots of coffee, so don’t get between me and the restroom. #17: I get really jealous when I see someone who has a bigger thermos… #18: I realize that coffee is a diuretic, but(?) in the end…I’m just trying to be a regular guy. #19: I have a […]

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December 23rd, 2010

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